They're pretty ambitious so I think the GED will be a breeze for them. After that it's Harvard.
I'm pretty sure some of you will be working for them one day. That shouldn't be too bad. They take a lot of naps.
"I need constant surveillance on the activity of that infernal green mouse. How does he continually return to taunt me?!? Get that to me by noon. Or by 3. Whenever. After my nap."
Just a little fyi, I'm pretty sure the bonuses will go to those with the best ear-scratching technique.