If you answered yes to any of these questions, you need a cat.
Cats are specifically designed to curb your productivity at its peak. Their highly effective skills work instantly and repeatedly so you'll never get another minute of work done in your life!
Other highly specialized and successful tactics used to completely immobilize your achievement include adorableness (shown above) and purring. Both of which sap your will to do anything but pet the kitty.
Soon, you'll be fired from your job and evicted from your house! Then, you won't have to worry about any more pesky work! You'll be free to lounge in sunbeams all day, sleep long hours and take occasional cat naps.