Saturday, July 11, 2009

Productive Schmoductive

Do you ever tire of getting so much work done? Do you find yourself just wishing you could fritter away more time? Are you frustrated when you accomplish all of your goals?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you need a cat.

Cats are specifically designed to curb your productivity at its peak. Their highly effective skills work instantly and repeatedly so you'll never get another minute of work done in your life!

Notice the feline's strategic body placement over arm so as to render useful movement completely impossible!

Other highly specialized and successful tactics used to completely immobilize your achievement include adorableness (shown above) and purring. Both of which sap your will to do anything but pet the kitty.

Soon, you'll be fired from your job and evicted from your house! Then, you won't have to worry about any more pesky work! You'll be free to lounge in sunbeams all day, sleep long hours and take occasional cat naps.

No productivity here!

Mission: Accomplished.


Jim and Jill said...

You are too cute in your writing, Leslie. I love it. I'm so glad you have an outlet that you are enjoying, and through which many others have privy to your fun creativity!

Anonymous said...

I answered "yes" to 3 out of 3 of your questions and I already have a cat....does that mean I can get rid of my cat because it's not working....I even have to work harder to keep him in a lifestyle to which he has become accustomed!